When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.