When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.