It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.