Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.
Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.