It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.