It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.