It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.