It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.