When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.