When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.