When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.

The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'