When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively skittish.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.