When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.