Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.