Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one.

At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively skittish.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.