Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.

Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.