In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.