Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.
There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.