In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.