A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'

There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.