The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?