The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.

A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.