Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.
Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.
Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.