The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.