To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is "misunderstood" or that he is "different;" none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more than merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.