A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.

Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.