A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.

There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.