A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.