Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.