Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.