Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.