Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.