Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.