There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!