There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.

There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.

Variety is the spice of love.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.