Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance