Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.