Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.