Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.

Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.