Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition, which must be removed.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.

A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.