Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is "misunderstood" or that he is "different;" none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more than merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one.

There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.