When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
A fool and her money are soon courted.
After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.