Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

Variety is the spice of love.

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.