A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.