A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.