It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is "misunderstood" or that he is "different;" none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more than merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.