A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.