A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.