A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one.

There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.