True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one.

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.