True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.

A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one.

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.