A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.