A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete.

A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.