Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.
Helen RowlandFortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.
Helen RowlandAlas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?
Helen RowlandIn love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.
Helen Rowland