A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

One man's folly is another man's wife.