When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

Variety is the spice of love.

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.