When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.