When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.