When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.