A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.

True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition, which must be removed.

A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.