A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.