A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.