the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.