the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

A fool and her money are soon courted.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.