the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.