the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.