Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one.

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.