Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.