Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.