Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.