There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.