There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.