There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.

A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.