Marriage: a souvenir of love.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.