Marriage: a souvenir of love.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.