Marriage: a souvenir of love.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition, which must be removed.

True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.