Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.