Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.