A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.