A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.