A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.