A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it