France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.