France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.