France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.