France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.