France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.