A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.

A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.