A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

Marriage: a souvenir of love.