A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.