No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

Variety is the spice of love.