No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.