Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.