Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.

Variety is the spice of love.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.