Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.