Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.

At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively skittish.

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.