Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition, which must be removed.

Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.