When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Helen RowlandWhen a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
Helen RowlandWoman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.
Helen RowlandBefore marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.
Helen Rowland