What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.