What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it.