What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.