What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.