What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.