The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
Helen RowlandWhen you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Helen RowlandNothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.
Helen RowlandNo girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.
Helen Rowland