What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.