What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.