What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.