What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!