What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.