Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.
Helen RowlandEstimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.
Helen RowlandIn love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.
Helen Rowland