No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.