No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

Variety is the spice of love.

A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.