One man's folly is another man's wife.

The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.