One man's folly is another man's wife.

The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.