A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.