A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.