A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it.

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.

The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.