When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.