When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.