When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.