Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.

Variety is the spice of love.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.