And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.