Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.