And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.