And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.