Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it.

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.