Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.