Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

Variety is the spice of love.

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.