Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.