Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete.

Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.