Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is "misunderstood" or that he is "different;" none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more than merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good.

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.

Variety is the spice of love.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.