The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.