The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.