The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.