The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.