To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.