To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.