To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.