To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.

There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.