A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively skittish.

There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.