A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.