Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.