Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.