Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is "misunderstood" or that he is "different;" none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more than merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.