A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.