A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.