A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.

Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition, which must be removed.

Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.