A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.