A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.