A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

Marriage: a souvenir of love.

Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition, which must be removed.

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.