A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.