Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.
No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
Variety is the spice of love.
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.