There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.

At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively skittish.

There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.