Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.
Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.
It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.