At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively skittish.

A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.