At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively skittish.

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.