A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.